I am surrounded. There is no escape. Once a place of solace, my humble local supermarket is now overrun. I feel thwarted. Ambushed by the sight of the high-tech gadgetry and militiaous ammunition, I hang my head in resignation... Guns were always part and powder of growing up on a farm. Sometimes, after all the … Continue reading Gun control: game enough?
It was a trogglehumper of an afternoon. Vehicleless and bereft of suitable wet-weather attire, I watched, with increasing anxiety, as the cumulonimbus cloud front hurtled its' way toward the afterschool pick up zone. Realising the imminence of the rain gods plan to unleash their Maidmashing fury upon my two-wheeled, post-school commute team, I quickly executed … Continue reading The BFG Jam
After nearly 10 years of experimental research, I've made the holey grail of discoveries: slowing the rate of those rapidly aging jeans! My embryonic secret was out the day I contacted Leslie. In addition to being a multi-talented laboratory technician, she was also known for her creative moonlighting habits in the sewing department. Three days … Continue reading Jean Therapy